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Office Language |
| Blame Storming |
Sitting around a group, discussed why a deadline was missed or a project failed and who was responsible. |
| Seagull Manager |
A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise craps, all over everything and then leaves. |
| Flight Risk |
Used to described employees who are suspected of planning to leave the company or department soon. |
| OHNO |
That tiny friction of time which realize that you have made a BIG mistakes. Like making the selection that reformats your hard drive. |
| Analog |
Appetizer usually made from cheese and covered with crushed nuts. |
| Backup |
Opposite of go forward. |
| Batch |
Making a lot of cookies at once. |
| Processing |
Processing to ability to have friends of both sexes. |
| Bit |
12-1/2 cents |
| Branch |
If watered, it will grow into a computer club. |
| Bug |
1. Programmers term for a feature.
2. An elusive creature living in a program which makes it incorrect. |
| Note |
The activity of debugging or removing from a program ends when a programmer gets tired of doing it, not when all the bugs are removed. |
| Character Density |
The number of people in the office, divided by the floor space. |
| Computer |
A device designed to speed and automate errors. |
| Computer Club |
Used to strike computer forcefully upon receiving error massages. |
| Coding |
An addictive drug. |
| Compile |
A heap of decomposing vegetable matter. |
| Console |
What one does one to a "down" computer? |
| Cursor |
An expert in 4 words. |
| Dump |
A system programmer's work area. |
| Feature |
Hardware limitation as described by a marketing representative. |
| Hardware |
The parts of a computer which can be kicked. |
| Keyboard |
An instrument used for entering error messages. |
| Language |
A system of organizing and defined error messages. |
| Loop |
See loop |
| Machine Independent Program |
A program which will not run on any machine. |
| Microcomputer |
One millionth of a computer. |
| Null String |
The result of a 4 hour databases search. |
| Online |
The idea that a human should always be accessible |
| Password |
The nonsense word typed to your terminal. |